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Spike Lee Officially Endorses Bernie Sanders

Mr. Do The Right Thing himself has officially endorsed presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders because of his civil rights history and activism. "That’s why I am officially endorsing my brother, Bernie Sanders. When Bernie gets into the White House, he will do the right thing!" Check it out below! RELATED: TED CRUZ NOT BORN IN US RELATED: POPE FRANCIS SAYS "ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BUILD BORDER WALL ISN'T CHRISTIAN" What does this guy actually stand for though? Take a listen to the video below after his New Hampshire primary victory over Hillary Clinton. The longest running independent senator ever,...
Amber Rose: "I'm a Former Slut Shamer"

Amber Rose went on Rev Run and Tyrese's new show, "It's Not You, It's Men," to discuss her controversial Slut Walk. She admits she was a former "slut shamer" and that she's guilty of calling plenty of women hoes and sluts but that she's well, reformed. "If I'm layin' down with a man, butt naked, and his condom is on and I say, you know what no. I don't wanna do this, I changed my mind. That means no." She puts the blame on society that we've been taught to look at females this way. Related: Miami Police Dept. Votes...
Is It Illegal to....

Here's the thing... There's a lot of laws. Sometimes, it's hard to know your rights ya know. And If you want to know ANYTHING about the Woke house, it's that we research a bunch of shit. Shit that's well, sometimes serious, sometimes not so serious. But seriously, thank GOD for google. We've got questions. Google's got answers. Or at least enough info to make us feel like we're justified in repeating said answers. RELATED: CALLING ALL LAZY PANDA PEOPLE! Seriously... In a recent discussion amongst the Wokes, we were researching legal and illegal topics due to the fact that...
Calling All Lazy Panda People! Seriously...

Are you too lazy to work? Have you ever considered your spirit animal to be that of the uh, Panda nature? Well then, you may still be able to bring in some cash! SIDE NOTE: If you get the chance to go to a Snow Tha Product show (which I HIGHLY recommend), there's a good chance if you're wildn' out, well, you will be recruited up on stage to rock your shit as our panda. Rock your shit. That's a new saying. Wakeyagameup.com and affiliates encourage its usage. SIDE NOTE OF THE SIDE NOTE: BEST not think you bout to be...