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Caitlyn Jenner, formally Bruce Jenner, yes, it's worth mentioning for this write up, is unofficially endorsing presidential candidate Ted Cruz. Why is this worth mentioning?  And why should you care? Well, because when it comes to the rights of the LGBT community, Cruz, yea, you could say he has an A+ track record on the conservative ballot. RELATED: TRUMP SUPPORTERS STILL BELIEVE IN SLAVERY?! RELATED: KILLER MIKE #FEELSTHEBERN FOR EXAMPLE... When it comes to marriage equality he believes it's, "...fundamentally illegitimate, lawless, and unconstitutional" He also said that defending traditional marriage would be a PRIORITY upon being elected. How does...

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!! Alright, wanted to check in with you guys.  Let ya'll know what the FUCK we're up to.  We are officially almost moved completely into the new Woke House.  After 72 days, we're alllllllllmost done!  What this means for you all?  We have some DOPE fucking plans.  Streams 'bout to be better, Woke Gear 'bout to be better, Woke.tv 'bout to be on a whole new muh fuckin' level!  RELATED: CHECK OUT THE 2016 STAY WOKE COLLECTION To start you all off, Snow posted this photo a couple of days ago to give you a sneak...

Celebrity butt injection..ist...? "In the midst of doing something illegal, in your mind, you're telling yourself that you're helping people to feel better about themselves...  I didn't stop to think about the negative consequences."  Recently released from prison on a three year sentence, Kimberly Smedley has been making the rounds on media to explain the underground industry.   Yes people, the butts are getting bigger.  And well, if you haven't noticed, It's become somewhat of a thing over the past few years.  Probably, in fact, more sought after than breast implants thanks to celebs with the voluptuous curves such as...

Okay.  Its not that I want to do this.  I dont want to continually shine the light on the ignorance of a certain group of individuals called Trump supporters who live under a fucking rock and have the insane goal of making this man president.   But I must.  I dont want to.  But I have to. Because, come on.  At some point, it gets so scary that theres almost some level of humor to it.  The humor like, it cant be possible that over 70% of Trump voters in South Carolina believe that a ban on noncitizen muslims in...

Bet yall didnt realize that Killer Mike was politically muh fuckin WOKE! For real though.  Weve gotten a few requests about you guys wanting info on the other candidates.  Which is fair.  We can only pinpoint Donald Trumps idiocy for so long.   I just want you guys to be fully fucking aware of the level of idiocy so yall dont get high one day and decide, oh he might be a good president, maybe a wall is a good idea, maybe a pure business ideology is right for this nation, and while were at it, fuck it, slavery wasnt such...